09 May 2015
Day 6 - 5 Thing That Don't Totally Suck About Deployment
I was wearing shoes and drinking a glass of wine when I thought these up so I can't remember anything past number 5... So here goes...
No not Game of Thrones, House of Cards or Vikings. I mean no kidding he hates it I love it hours of ridiculously absurd Vampire Diaries, Witches of East End, Say Yes to the Dress MARATHONS. With no one saying 'you watchin' this?" while waiving a remote at me.
There are no instances of "hey babe, forgot these PTs were in the car..." followed by semi damp rancid death shorts cascading into my arms. I don't miss that. No... not at all.
3. 0-Dark Thirty
Unless you are on a mission to go kill some asshole terrorist no-one should have to get up in the dark. Well maybe bad ass first responders cause people do dumb shit at night. Really though, it is nice to wake up with the sunrise not 90 minutes before it (yes hyper critical jacktards I know 0-dark thirty is actually 30 not 90 but just shut up, seriously shut up).
I make what ever I feel like. Big Sexy isn't a fan of Taco Tuesday - well Cinco de Mayo baby you get a taco, you get a taco Tacos for EVERYBODY! Sometimes I just skip dinner. Kids hungry? Warm up left over pizza. You'll live. Tonight? I had Tostitos and cheese dip for dinner... while watching Reign. I'm not sorry.
When I feel like it... or not.
Wait... That doesn't really change with deployment, sorry Big Sexy. I'll shave more when you get home, for like the first 6 weeks... we both know I'm lying. I love that he loves me anyway.
The flip side?
What I really want to do is prance my happy hairy legs around the kitchen while I whip him up some lasagna from scratch after he comes home sweaty from a long day of hard work. Then listen to him snore, while I fold laundry with American Dad annoying me in the background.
Yes there are some silver linings but none of them compare to the light at the end of the tunnel. Every day is one day closer to home.
XO XO & Stuff,
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